Cringey LinkedIn Posts For Frustrated Workers Who Can't Stand Inspirational Quotes

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Emmy Pratt • Writer and Editor
Jun 21, 2023 4:00 PM EDT

No two words fill me with more dread than "LinkedIn Influencer." I only follow two alleged "influencers" on TikTok: Karamo Brown from Queer Eye and financial advisor Suze Orman. I trust these two to give me vague advice about my career and my money far more than a middle management poster that has only found success in the LinkedIn sphere. 

Moreso than any other website, LinkedIn is a breeding ground for nonsense. Nobody who uses LinkedIn like they use Facebook can tell when they're being pandered to by a snake-oil salesman. Any influencer can say the vaguest things about business, working hard, and making the most of their money, and it will get thousands of likes and shares. Whether the advice is true or helpful is unimportant: it's all about sounding like a good worker rather than getting off this silly social media site and actually getting to work. If you hate LinkedIn influencers as much as I do, these cringey posts are right up your alley. 

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    Product - Daniel Grissom, M.B.A. 3rd+ Helping Sales Managers & Sellers Win, MORE, Faster! 7yr. → So, I'm on my return flight home from Barcelona, Spain, where I was delivering an international sales seminar. And guess what? Almost everyone in the plane has lights out and movies on! An eight hour flight to watch movies or focus on performance improvement? + Follow About 80% choose movies over momentum. Instead of a movie, about 20% are choosing to think on paper, read a book or focus on strategy.
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    Facial expression - Maryam Tariq . 2nd Human Resource manager | HR | Technical Recruiter | 27k Followers |... 2d. Tag her/him! Deepankar Bhardwaj @DeepuWw Me: When Your HR Is Beautiful AF and She Says Where Do You See Yourself After 5 Years? НА JOL NGK HJE YAMAHA VOL REF + Follow Passen ***
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    Font - Advice? I'd start with not committing any major felonies.
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    Plant - Elizabeth Holmes, the convicted #founder of Theranos, declares her inability to repay defrauded victims $452 million... Learn More >> https://lnkd.in/en7VP-k4 #QuestionForGroup : What advice would you give startup investors? : Ebenezer Anane. 3rd+ 4h. iii techgenez.com. 3 min read Elizabeth Holmes, Convicted Theranos Founder, Declares Inability to Repay Defrauded Victims 1 > 1 comment
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    Product - Friend sent me this, it's the smile that gets me Candidate in 2022: 'Why does it matter what I was making? I want to be paid what I am worth. Recruiter in 2023: 'It doesn't matter what you were making, you will likely get paid less.' Ebbs and flows
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    Font - Finally found one in the wild. This was commented on a post about hiring people without experience.
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    Font - 9:07 1 ← : — (C. Comment replies society to dissolve and tax resources to multiply! So they took it out by publicizing it, and planted the idea of equality and the conspiracy of the weak and oppressed woman!! .. And now she is paying the bills for her children's diseases that she did not see, and crime has increased, and lack of confidence and innovation has spread among children, due to the permanent absence of the mother! This absence was compensated for by medicines, mental asylums and
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    Font - 9:07 1 Comment replies on this post ALDI. 3rd+ Applied Mathematics (&) Signal... 1d *** Perhaps. It is somewhat strange what I will say.. A woman, no matter who she is, a simple worker or a nuclear scientist: She has at least seven days in which she cannot focus or work accurately in any field, but rather she commits professional Leave your thoughts here... disasters.. I was traveling, and I met a man who tends sheep I asked him about women's work, and he answered me: Women work in two ca
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    Font - Gary Travis 2nd Founder of Blooming Bound | Author of "100 Viral Quotes & W... 2d- A good friend of mine is going through a 6-part interview process. She is 3 interviews in and completely exhausted. + Follow The worst part is she's not the only one. There are 4 other awesome candidates all competing for the same role. She's preparing for a case study presentation next week in front of a panel of company judges and hopes to move forward. But moving forward isn't a job offer. It means two m
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    Font - Samant Jain 3rd+ Product Management and Strategy | Fintech, Payments (Digital / Con... . I don't find 6 rounds exhausting or an exception as most of the companies I have worked with had a similarly lengthy process. Is that a good thing or a bad thing - that would vary from person to person. 7h... For me, that rigorous process ensured that quality of the people I got to work with were absolutely outstanding, the company culture was a great fit (most of the times as the process allowed me t
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    Font - Another one from the member of one of the most ancient families in crypto: Get yourself some depressed employees! Agree?
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    Font - Bux Khurana . 3rd+ I have created blockchain products adopted by ... 1d. + Follow Edit: guys this is not startup advice. I'm not an advisor. This is what is currently being done in the startup industry to get the best results. If pixels on a screen can make you emotional, the pixels are not the problem. Secret 24: A depressed employee is a good employee. The mistake startup founders make is that they hire employees similar to themselves. Ambition, proactiveness, reputation are TOXIC trait
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    Font - CC 4,448 JPMorgan Chase's New Global Headquarters npr.org 4 min read ● Reactions Comments TOPENTOW d Like Like Comment CO JEENK 48 comments Repost ● HE 173 reposts Send Most relevant • 3rd+ Looking for work with good pay! Can I please get an account open with you? I went through a fight with my dad and doctor put me on benefits for depression but genetically I have no genes for depression. Mom forced me to take the antidepressants my sister told me she would put expired antidepressants in
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    Product - • 3rd+ 3+ millions veiw software engineer.... + Follow 1d. Edited. Ⓒ Try Out These 5 Hand Mudras To De-Stress Anywhere, Anytime... see more Swipe • 8 pages THE 5 MOST POWERFUL HAND MUDRAS TO GAIN DOMINATION OVER YOUR GROUP. (SWIPE LEFT) COO EXPLANA Every organ connected to Mudras are un when sustaine stimulate hea body. d 461 others 82 comments 35 reposts
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    Font - Try Out These 5 Hand Mudras To De-Stress Anywhere, Anytime... see more Swipe • 8 pages UL AIN COC 3rd+ 3+ millions veiw software engineer.... + Follow 1d. Edited. Ⓒ Like EXPLANATION: Every organ and bodily part is connected to your hands. Mudras are unique hand motions that, when sustained with focus, can directly stimulate healing processes within the body. Comment Repost 1.A and 461 others 82 comments. 35 reposts Send It h as cor It h you
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    Font - LinkedIn distribution is a random lottery
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    Product - Urmila Karmakar • 2nd Senior HR | Recruitment | HR Operations| MBA (HR)| Ex- SimpliLearn | Ex- Textmercato 4d Yes or no ? Por Subjects That Should Be Mandatory In Schools Taxes Basic Home Repair Personal Finance C 45,828 Coding Self-defense Public Speaking 386 Cooking Survival Skills Car Maintenance 1,771 comments + Follow ● Insurance Social Etiquette Stress Management 2,261 reposts
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    Font - This dude just got laid off
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    Font - Jonathan Tesser Following Customer obsessed product marketer | Career Whisperer for Young Professionals | Insights... 4h Product marketing comes easy to me, and I like it. Which makes me forget that not everyone else is awesome at this. I saw this first hand at Comscore. None of my colleagues seemed to be as gifted as me at matching products to people in a way that mattered to the end buyer. (No offense Comscorians, just an observation). But for me, this is how my brain is wired. It's kin
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    Font - Lists herself as a Manager or Managing Director at all the websites she sells her jewellery on
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    Font - Experience OJ E ebay Marketing Manager Instagram Full-time Aug 2020 - Present 2 yrs 11 mos London, England, United Kingdom Advertising and product information for Elite Galore UK. Website location also available on Instagram. Search for Elite_Galore UK Skills: Stock Control Manager Sales Manager Business Manager Managing Director of Elite Galore UK Etsy Full-time Aug 2020 - Present 2 yrs 11 mos London, England, United Kingdom Silver Jewelry sold on Ebay and Etsy. Look for Elite Galore UK
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